May 2013
fartgallery:
people who study poop are called scatologists but i think they should be called turd nerds
“And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees,...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via bookmania)
4 tags
“God I want you
in some primal, wild way
animals want each other.
Untamed and...”
– Want, Clementine von Radics (via mcsnuggie)
nosdrinker:
Why can’t I change my blog title from mobile I want it to be BASSOON
beetstreak:
ok for real help me with my homework
i have to give a speech tomorrow that is just speaking lyrics to a song to work on emphasis. what song should i do? no excessive profanity pref something super punx s/t
anything by la dispute. something short like nobody, not even the rain or such small hands or longer like andria or king park~
“I wish you’d find the exit out of my head.”
– Sylvia Plath (via onomatopitabread)
the-bards-apprentice:
when I’m at a friend’s house and that friend has a cat
dude-thats-my-ghost:
askgeorgebush:
fridge-logic:
askgeorgebush:
What if the Doctor’s name is just something like
Phil
You mean like this
OH
SHIT
craplos:
if i could choose any 5 people to go on a date with, it’d be:
guy fieri
john goodman
the kentucky fried chicken guy
fabio
ben from ben 10
fasterfood:
started from the bottom now we are lost and looking for directions back to the bottom
vvorldwideweb:
im like 60% sadness and 40% bad jokes
time-sponges:
dietchola:
the guy who played all of the oompa loompas in charlie and the chocolate factory is named deep roy
deep roy
Deep roy the chocolate boy
Watch
buttlid:
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
omnivert:
mydemisee:
[AGGRESSIVELY THINKS ABOUT DOING CUTE THINGS WITH YOU]
[CUTELY THINKS ABOUT DOING AGGRESSIVE THINGS WITH YOU]
iguanamouth:
I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DINOSAUR BONES LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE SO FUCKING BIG YOU KNOW PEOPLE USED TO DIG THOSE UP AND THINK THEY WERE FROM DRAGONS THE LARGEST SKULL EVER FOUND WAS OVER 8 GODDAMN FEET LONG FROM A TOROSAURUS THATS FUCKING INSANE IM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS I LOV E DINOSAURS LETS GO BURN DOWN THE POST OFFICE
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named...
